

The swear jar meme is a chiefly image-based meme. This image is a clear violation of Reddit’s content policies and user agreement, and the user who shared it should be banned from the site. This is a very disturbing and graphic image that should not be shared on any platform, let alone Reddit. Let’s just hope that no one else decides to try this gross stunt. Thankfully, this appears to be a one-off incident and not something that’s become a trend among Bronies. We can’t even begin to imagine why anyone would want to do this, let alone posting about it on the internet for everyone to see. This is just gross and disturbing on so many levels. I don't understand.A rainbow dash jar is a type of container that is used to hold and dispense various items. Ooh! Ooh! And I did that flyby afterwards.Īnd I made the costumes, fabulous if I do say so myself.

I stopped the carriage bus with these babies,Īnd I saved the construction workers with my Pinkie Sense. Yep, we all played Mare Do Well at different times. P-p-p-Pinkie? Whadidya, whadida, whadda, huh? That's nice of you, Spike, but, I really wanna write this letter myself.Īcome on! I wrote the whole thing already! Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia.Īlready got it covered! As your ghost writer, I already penned a letter to the Princess! And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility. Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake. Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not. An amazingly.Īnother great feat of heroism! I have just saved that grass!įrom weeds! Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn!Ĭelebrating your accomplishments is natural. How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing? For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back! I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place!īetter let me handle this, ma'am. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, *don't you think*? I'll help you cross the street!Īctually I can cross the street just fine!ĭon't worry. You're putting on a brave face, I get it. I can see that you're in way over your head here. Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe? I *don't* have to admire that! I don't think she's all that great!Ĭorrection: Rainbow Dash is *very* jealous.įine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good- no, that I'm a *better* hero than Mare Do Well! She lets her actions speak for themselves. Have you *seen* her costume? It is to die for! If you ask me she's a hero of fashion. She really cares about everypony's safety. Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study. I must say, I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam. Gotta hand it to the girl, that Mare Do Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written *by* the pony they are about. Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography! How'd you like to be *immortalized* as my friend? Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.Īwesomely heroic that day and awesomely *arrogant* ever since. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me.

What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing?Īll in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most "super-ultra-extra-ah- whatever you said" pony in all of Ponyville, say "aye"!Īnd then, I zoomed into the well. "Stupendous"? Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare her. I think the word 'awesome' is played out! Rainbow Dash deserves better! I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony! I second the motion, and might I add that if you looked up the word "awesome" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Rainbow Dash. I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville. Let's get right down to our first order of business. Attention, everypony! Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order.
